- friends: i need a new profile picture
- me: i need a new face
could you please fill out this quick survey for me?
I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie
Found a paper I wrote in 5th grade that I got an ‘f’ on.
My prompt was “Imagine you are sitting on a cloud, what would you do or see”
"I would see the ground as I fell because I would fall through it because in science you told us that clouds were just water mists."
Basically the American education system
hot people are fun to look at
how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free
Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.
I’m so impressed with that.
shark lava and boy girl